The head of Oliver Plunkett has been selected by Christian scientists to be the world’s first head transplant. The news was announced this morning at an ecumenical press conference (mass) in St. Peter’s Church in Drogheda.
St. Joseph’s CBS, Drawda’s oldest secondary school for boys, is to rebrand itself as the country’s first MMA school. The move comes as a natural progression with suspension rates 2.7 times the national average and the Minister of Education writing to the school to ask what the fuck is going on like.
Lúmen Go Up So congratulations to Colin Kelly, his backroom staff and of course his charges (players in […]
Motorists were left road raging yesterday as Drogheda Borough Council announced plans to break the world traffic jam […]