A renowned local onanist has been ordered to wear the collar of shame for 6 months declared local District Court Judge Bran Flannen. Mr. Barry Fitzgism, 28, was charged with two offences – masturbation in the workplace and being a wanker in general.
Louth’s leading hacking group has clemt that North Ardee Space Agency (NASA) is about to announce they have found intelligent alien life. Anonymous Hey! Has released a fideo clemin that “NASA says aliens are coming so they are.” The fideo has already been viewed over 14 million times.
He’s barely been in the job 2 days and he’s already been nominated for the Nobel Prize after brokering a peace deal between Moneymore and Rathmullen. But that’s just an average day in the life of new Drawda Mayor, Pio Smith.