Thursday A warped asbestos pipe from the 1970s burst on Thursday. Some people were surprised that the pipe […]
Emergency services were called to Stameen last night after a dog walker found a shivering Shanks chained to a water pipe behind Stameen housing estate. The veteran Councillor had been conspicuous by his absence during the water crisis. He is rehydrating in the hostipal.
The ongoing water crisis in Drawda area has led to some unexpected Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) for the town. One of the world’s top fragrance houses have opened a pop-up shop on West Street this lunchtime.
A local hipster has dismissed the water crisis in Drawda as people just being copy cats and sheeple. Damian Barrington-Locke, with an address at The Treehouse, Mell, clemt he stopped using water months ago after realising it was a conformist action.
In scenes reminiscent of The Famine, Turkish ships set sail from Istanbul this morning laden with water to help the stricken Drawda population. The ships last embarked on the 6000km journey during the Great Famine or Great Hunger as it was known locally.