In scenes reminiscent of The Famine, Turkish ships set sail from Istanbul this morning laden with water to help the stricken Drawda population. The ships last embarked on the 6000km journey during the Great Famine or Great Hunger as it was known locally.
A bespoke tree house at the back of an industrial era cottage in Mell has gone on the market at a bargain price of just half a million Euro. The 6m2 tree house, Caveat Emptor, was made by dad Fintan with help from his 8 year old twins Jay and Kay, who were super helpers that morning. Its cosy living space is ideal for a young couple yet to realise that all love is is a chemical reaction that fades over time, like new car smell.
A renowned local onanist has been ordered to wear the collar of shame for 6 months declared local District Court Judge Bran Flannen. Mr. Barry Fitzgism, 28, was charged with two offences – masturbation in the workplace and being a wanker in general.
Louth’s leading hacking group has clemt that North Ardee Space Agency (NASA) is about to announce they have found intelligent alien life. Anonymous Hey! Has released a fideo clemin that “NASA says aliens are coming so they are.” The fideo has already been viewed over 14 million times.