Local student Ryan O’Brien vowed to repeat the Leaving after narrowly missing out on his first choice, Dundalk IT’s (DKIT) Certificate in Rural Fly Tipping. The sudden popularity of the course has taken many students by surprise.
Emergency services were called to Stameen last night after a dog walker found a shivering Shanks chained to a water pipe behind Stameen housing estate. The veteran Councillor had been conspicuous by his absence during the water crisis. He is rehydrating in the hostipal.
St. Joseph’s CBS, Drawda’s oldest secondary school for boys, is to rebrand itself as the country’s first MMA school. The move comes as a natural progression with suspension rates 2.7 times the national average and the Minister of Education writing to the school to ask what the fuck is going on like.
Following the parochial decision of the Boundary Commission to ignore population growth trends, experts on urban development and Drogheda, Senator Ged Nash has decided to take some time to process the decision by joining the new American Monastery in Stamullen.
Around this time of the year, new gym recruits begin to lose heart. Getting fit is hard work. It requires dedication and willpower. And everyone knows those combination of character traits are about as rare as seeing a Meathman not order a breakfast roll in a restaurant.