The pick of this week’s local TV.
WITH US OR AGAIN US! THE WAR FOR SOCIAL HOUSING – RD TV, TUESDEE, 9.35PM
Fly-on-the-wall documentary about a man who spends his waking hours making every comment section on local internet sites about social housing. “Cumpnies’ll walkway frum factries willy nilly so dee will” says social housing activist Pajo Boyle. “Yiccud fiha loada famlies indum. Closed de public bogs on Jawdge’s Streeh? Puha famly in dayor no boddur. And lookih dah [points at a wheelie bin]. Day cud make dah intih social housing ifdee really wantedtah. Sa disgrace.”
BALLSGROVE NIGHTS – BBC TWO SOUTH LOUTH, MONDEES, WEDENDEES & FRIDEES 7.30PM
Will Fiachra ax the cute cousint next door out on a date even though she doesn’t care about social housing? Will he ever! Nedser, Binty and Gaz get into an argument about what to burgle. Nedser and Binty want to go old school and burgle old people while Gaz says there’s more money to be med be burglin’ d’internet blindt. Poor old Mad Sheila takes a turn after dreaming the Po Stoffice in Ballsgrove had closed. Pamla, Doreen and Glorious Salami reminisce about the good old times when there were indoor laundrettes – not like the modern nonsense nowadays with laundrettes on garage forecourts.
DUBLIN ROAD EVENINGS – BBC ONE LOUTH, MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS 7.30PM
A mal-practice case is taken against Dr. Silverspoon while Charles and Hubert iron out their differences on the back nine in Baltray. Preparations are well underway for the mid-summer swing in Stameen as Derek and Jacinta discover the joys of the dark web. Morgane shocks her parents by going into the centre of Drawda unaccompanied and Snap Chatting a young man with no degree. It’s bad news on the farming front as the Fitzloadeds and the Landed-Gentrys vow to sew their own land with radioactive waste from Sellafield should their High Court bid to halt a compulsory purchase order for social housing a mere 2km from their respective estates fail.
Sports & Gambling
DROGS v BARCELONA – BEETee Spawts, SAHURDEE 3.00PM
Little Wembley hosts a rag-taggle bunch of Yellabatter’s finest u-16s against the smooth sophistication of Spanish students from near enough Barcelona. There’ll be no ref but the Spanish lads own the ball. A big crowd is expected on account of rumours going around that the the Spanish girl students are being med go. An extra Guard has been assigned to the game after a streaker highlighting social housing ruint the challenge match between Northside Scuts and AC Milan.
THE BLUES (NEARLY LIVE) LOTTO – Channel Foeteen, FRIDEE, 10.00PM
Join Drawda’s very own version of Pantie Bliss [Gene String] as she takes pleasure in pulling out the Bluesis lotto balls in the clubhouse. The jackpot this week is only €400 after the snowball was won again by a club member there last week. Viewers should note that this broadcast is not live after last week’s draw was interrupted by a man protesting that the money should be used for social housing.