Make Drawda Great Again – Shanks Calls For Wall Between Louth and Meath

Four score and foeteen years ago was borne an idea – In nineteen tutty two I think it was. An idea conceived in Liberty that all Drawda folk should be free from the nefarious machinations of Meathmen and to a lesser extent our Dundalk cousints. 

Our forefadders brought forth on this here town so they did, a new breed of people, Drawda people, conceived in Fraternity and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, with the exception of Meathmen.

But in recent times that delicate flower has withered, like it’s been attacked by a cabal of determined slugs. But what I mean is that the flame handed down since the town was founded in 911 A.D. is flickering. It is in danger of going out and plunging the town into daakness.

Well I say enough is enough! I propose to build a wall, paid for by Navan, all along the border with Meath.

We have seen air town ruint by Meath people, understandably drawn to the cultural lights of Drawda like mots to the illegal Friday night street fires in Moneymore and Rathmullen.

People are coming in and getting houses. Our own people are left on the streets and not being accommodated. I am asking we do all we can do get houses for these people and look after our own.

We once had a wall around this here town so we did. Only Drawda people were allowed in. For centuries we were one big happy famly, cousint married to cousint, until Cromwell kem in and butchered every man, woman and childt.

Soon Meathmen walked the streets unmolested, making our forefadders turn in their graves – literally, I seen archaeological excavations with me own eyes so I have.

Well I say enough is enough! I propose to build a wall, paid for by Navan, all along the border with Meath.

We demand a Drawda for Drawda people! A Drawda of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Build that wall! Make Drawda great again!